December 2010
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I’m thinking about sporting an ironic snooki poof tonight.
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StumbleUpon sent me to google.co.in
come on. I like stumbleupon but that’s just ridiculous.
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I read a weird blog post on this horribly shallow...
It said:
I wonder how guys would react after this:
Take out your extensions and comb away your backcombing.
Take off your fake lashes.
Remove the make up.
Get rid of the fake tan.
Take your body shaping tights and your corset off.
The fake nails too!
The pads in your bra!?
Ignoring the bad writing (I tried to translate the crappyness accurately but I couldn’t even), I still...
okay so I have no life
You: hello
Stranger: Hiiii... :) male or female?
You: fuck you
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: good for you
Stranger: Where are you from
You: what is this?
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... :)
You: wait, you are honey? you're a bee or something?
You: anyone can see that this is fake you know
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy :(
You: jesus. please.
Stranger: I have some of them ... If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: having fun with this, bot?
Stranger: give your email
You: kissmyassbots.gmail.com
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: lol, this is what it comes down to?
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: what's the purpose of this?
Stranger: The sign up is free. Register and find me : Nancy 20 years California.
You: nancy I'm sorry to break this to you, but you're not real.
Stranger: What is your name?. Do not forget Say your name and remind me that you are from omegle
You: sweetheart... no.
Stranger: I have a lot of pictures there and we can chat whenever you want
You: you'r not real. you're like tron except totally lame.
Stranger: I am waiting... Do you have sign up problems? It is free
You: to the games!
Stranger: Someone writing me there... with name John Tomson. Is it you???? :)))...
You: no. my name is flynn
Stranger: Come to me darling... :(
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105 days until I finally go to the only place I...
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The Africa they never show you.
monkeychopbanana:
sunnyydayy:
The Island Of Seychelles.
Noordhoek Beach near Cape Town, South Africa.
Giza Pyramids.
Sun City.
Mauritius.
Mombasa, Kenya.
Hargeisa, Somaliland.
I’m not sure the Giza Pyramids are really the Africa they never show you. I think most people know of their existence.
Fuck this, I’m going to bed early.
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imsomeonesomewhere asked: How does magnets work? :S i got a pair for christmas, i have seen them on the television screen but i don't know how they work.
PS: dont give me no scientist shit
PS: dont give me no scientist shit
imsomeonesomewhere asked: How does magnets work? :S i got a pair for christmas, i have seen them on the television screen but i don't know how they work.
PS: dont give me no scientist shit
PS: dont give me no scientist shit
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Pain
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“Indians are the Italians of Asia . It can also be said Italians are Indians of...”
– Didier (Shantaram, G.D. Roberts)
Pain
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the fact that my computer supports inuktitut (nunavutian inuit language) unicode but not bengali
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my favourite thing to do on tumblr is sending long, nonsensical messages to theonlymomentwearealone
trololol
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Things that make me happy:
Bubble wrap
Pokémon
Soap bubbles
Silly Hindi music
My Mowgli
Wiggling my toes while listening to music
Finding flowers that someone dropped
Feeling pretty/good looking/sexy/rad
Necklaces with birds on them
People with turbans
Rainbow coloured things
My 100th follower!
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I wanna pierce my nose so that whenever I get...
The saddest part is that it’s not even a joke, I’m dead serious and it’s like my only reason.
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