COLONEL HATHI: Archive

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Jan 31st

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I love subtly offending people.

You: which [hindi movie] is your all time favourite?
Stranger: TERE NAAM
Stranger: is my all time favorite
You: oh... the one where salman khan has the haircut....
Stranger: did u ever heard abt it?
Stranger: ohhhh...... i am impressed that u know so much about India
You: yeah my friend mentioned it when he told be about how the lower middle class masses are obsessed with salman khan
Stranger: it's not like that

Jan 31st

When I have to ask strangers on omegle what part...

Love it.

Jan 31st

I try not to follow more than a hundred people and I think I have to stop following fuckyeahlace. It used to be good but now it’s pretty much just pictures of panties.

Jan 31st

Google... pleaseee

thisisgustav: I just google image searched “new york hipster” and found this. I can not not find Michael Cera everywhere… Google is collecting our information and it’s really damn creepy. I can google for anything and always find something south asia related. If I search for “dress” I get fuchsia coloured pakistani bridal dresses. If I google “recipe” I get to...

Jan 31st

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The Swedish word for 'rosary' is 'radband'.

rad band

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I like getting lots of notes on a picture I took from a wikipedia article. I feel like an evil genius.

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Jan 30th

No more tumblr wars after this. Die, Gustav. Here...

Reblog by theunicorndiary. Reply by latikaaaa, who by the way replies to a lot, which is really nice. Reply by neytah.

Jan 30th

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imsomeonesomewhere asked: Giving up? (and thereby admitting that Michael is better than every indian dude all together)

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Having a Small Penis

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is having a small penis. I understand it’s not really something I can control, but I hate it, and I regret being born like this. I have no confidence around girls because I know they would just laugh at me if we were ever intimate. The first time I had sex the girl told me that she could barely feel me inside her because I was kind of “tiny.” From...

Jan 30th

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I just wanna say something.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR GODDAMN TIME PRAYING FOR EGYPT! YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAY TIC TAC TOE FOR EGYPT OR THINK ABOUT PONIES FOR EGYPT! PRAYER DOESN’T DO SHIT. I’M SORRY.

Jan 30th

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