December 2011
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me and le bf playing around with google translate’s hindi audio. and he’s like “wait put this…” but he’s interrupted by me clicking the audio button, just to have the voice blurt out “tum ek sexy kamine hain”.
for some reason that was the most brilliantly funny thing we’d both heard all week
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Yesterday I had to explain to my dad why referring to a man as a neger* is bad. He was like “but I can’t call him black because australians and south indians are black too”. Dad, I’m pretty sure I would have understood what the man looked like, since your story took place in Zimbabwe.
Besides who gives a shit whether the man was black or white, African black or Papuan...
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I watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and it was a fucking sausage fest. I couldn’t relate to anyone because everyone was white/straight/male and probably pinched their underpaid secretaries’ bottoms on a regular basis. There was as much racial diversity as gender diversity (I saw a blurry lady in a sari in the background once. She was literally the only non-white person in the entire...
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I might buy a Diana F+ today
might
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teaching my boyfriend how to say terrorist phrases...
then replacing our usual goodnight with “död åt amerika”
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I have one uncle named Stefan and one named...
my mom just referred to her brother-in-law as “Stefan sans o”
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I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS AND I'LL BE IN INDIA FOR...
yeah!
yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
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“Midvinternattens köld är hård,
stjärnorna gnistra och glimma.
Alla sova i...”
– Viktor Rydberg
In Sweden we celebrate the -eves and spend the -days hungover.
In Sweden Santa comes on christmas eve. He wears a lot more gray then the american Santa, has no reindeers (but sometimes a goat) and tends to carry a lantern. Our Santa isn’t as much based on Saint Nicholas as on characters in Swedish folklore called Tomtar. Tomtar are like tiny mafiosos that will fuck your shit up unless you...
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atheismandme:
If the feats attributed to Kim Jon Il allegedly happened 2,000 years ago and were written in a book, would you so readily laugh them off?
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Christmas pet peeve
people can not tell the difference between mistletoes and hollies.
mistletoes don’t have spiky leaves and red berries. for the love of god. it’s kindergarten level botany.
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why does it say “for external use only” when it’s just pure mustard oil? I’m pretty sure edible mustard oil is 100% mustard oil too.
The day that all Persian boys were nice to me....
Saman taught me how to say “I like you” in Persian and then said it to me later.
Naser was quite obviously about to ask me to go see Don 2 with him but before he could ask he found out that I’m working late on the 23d, which is the only day they show it here.
Fraidon was acting generally goofy, wouldn’t stop talking, and offered to help me with my job approximately once...
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stillsam panik
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“Both men and women suffer, but they don’t suffer equally. As Robert Jensen and...”
– Hugo Schwyzer