May 2011
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religious joke. too extensive not to post.
A Catholic priest, an Orthodox priest, a Protestant minister, a Reform rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a Wiccan coven leader, a Hellenist oracle, a Hindu priest, a Caodaist giáo tông, a Zoroastrian gabr, an African shaman, a Muslim imam, a Scientologist OT VII, a Cherokee chief, a Sikh guru, a Jain jina, a Falun Gong practitioner, a Sufi mystic, a Shintokami, a Jedi knight, a Voodoo zombie, a Rasta...
well the latter part of this day royally sucked
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well at least this time I got to the fucking vodafone lady
dear landline
thank you for letting me know that my phone is not the only problem.
what the fuck. get your satellites in order. I need to make a fucking call.
dear phone
when I’m trying to call an indian number and you’re completely quiet for five seconds and then tell me in swedish that the number can’t be reached I know you’re faking. I’d actually prefer the indian vodafone lady because at least then I know it’s not my own phone being a dick.
fuck you. die in a fire.
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TMI
TUESDAY
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I now have a wordpress account to log in at that saree blog. Enter performance anxiety.
tiempodeviaje-deactivated201109 asked: I am loving your blog!
I can't stand Kareena Kapoor because of that movie also :3
I can't stand Kareena Kapoor because of that movie also :3
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I just got an email from a saree fashion blog asking me to guest post at them once in a while.
so uh what the hell do I post?
i lost one christian follower who couldn't take...
bye bye
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I bet I'll lose some followers if I keep bashing...
But hey, you go Yahweh, I’ll go mine.
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“Seems to me that Christians worship the incredible shrinking god. I mean at one...”
– poster at alt.atheism
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You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
Shouldn’t this technically mean you shouldn’t tell anyone what god wants or doesn’t want as you can not know and you shouldn’t put your opinions behind god as a shield?
And shouldn’t it mean that you shouldn’t call god by the wrong...
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oh theist, aren't you adorable?
Dear Atheist, Do you think its a coincidence that… 1. of billions of stars and planets in the many galaxies, only earth has life, and abundance of it? 2. the sun is 400 times the size of the earth’s moon, 400 times further away from earth than the moon, yet they look both proportionally the same size in our sky? 3. the sun lights the days nicely, while the moon glimmers in the night...
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my phone is stupid and the only way I can transfer files from it to my computer is by bluetooh. which is slow.
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my birthday is in eleven days
if you buy me this I will love you forever and you get 10+ indie points
(you can click it. it’s not an alien fleshlight or anything)
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I’m freaking out because two possible future employers were supposed to call me but none of them did and what the fuck and I just texted them both but my phone won’t send the message to one of them so what’s up with that?
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when there’s a bunch of violins and a considerable amount of humming in the background of a bollywood song you know it’s gonna be good.
source 1 source 2
I had a dream that I went back in time to 2001 and...
That was seriously a stupid fucking move. It was even stupider to hang out in the North Tower of the WTC the whole time.
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thank you, Always. I don’t know how I survived before you put swirly floral patterns on my pads.
we were the crappiest colonialists ever
This one town in Tamil Nadu was a Swedish colony for a while. And by a while I mean like a month. September 1733.
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“The Swiss have cheese. Germany has marzipan. India has spirituality”
– Sri Sri Ravishankar.
(I’m sorry, but this is not a relevant comparison. India has dal.)
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