June 2012
so apparently, my coworker N wants to tap dat ass. dat being mine.
and S would’ve been a great wing man if his rethorics hadn’t been “you get no dick in your long distance relationship, so why turn down some local dick?”
so now I dread going to work even more
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when you have the same tabs open for days because...
#the wikipedia page for norse water gods in case I ever get lost in a desert and need something subtly patriotic to exlaim when I finally find an oasis.
Njörðr
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can we make a new version of the annoying facebook...
only it’s “annoying youtube desi” and he/she would say stuff like
and (aamir khan isn’t even in the clip, or even the movie. it’s in frickin tamil)
and this nonsense
and this gem
discussing rape culture with someone who likes 9gag is like discussing string theory with someone who dropped out of school
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dear hollywood, I know you'll never make a high...
Jennifer Lawrence as Moon OR Venus. They’re supposed to be lookalikes, right, so I haven’t decided yet. Mindy Kaling as the one of them who isn’t Jennifer Lawrence. Eva Green as Pluto. Freida Pinto as Mercury. Tilda Swinton as Uranus. Winona Ryder as Neptune. Crazy beautiful japanese american actress as Pluto. (find one for yourselves, I don’t know the nationality of every...
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when I use a fake name on omegle and it backfires
they’re like “oh you’re indian, so am I. yay let’s be best friends” and I only said simran because it’s unisex without being kim and I’m like “heh well generations back, only partially” and like the aryan race came from those parts originally so that’s not technically a lie?
and then “so can I call you simmi”
what
I lost...
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painting my nails holographic green. with a neptune sign on the thumb. because I never got in to hogwarts but god damn it I will be awakened as a senshi.
luna. heeeere kitty.
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A man on the metro is wearing a shirt that says ‘teach the controversy’
and there’s a picture of a disc shaped earth resting on the backs of four elephants standing on a giant turtle
well played, metro man
my boyfriend’s younger big brother is growing his hair out and he’s keeping it in a bun which is the best way to keep it obviously
my boyfriend’s older big brother is growing an impressive full beard, not at all like the lame moustache-less muslim beard he had when I met him
good thing they’re both too old for me or I’d wreck that whole family
if you’re old...
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if you live in stockholm or on gotland you can order free condoms online.
and grumpy old sex-negatives will have to pay for them through taxes
kondom08.nu
have fun
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Boyfriend: I’m so excited about going to Bihar because my grandma has a new cat :3 Me: Aww.. Boyfriend: Its name is Billy.
you goddamn indians with your goddamn puns
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did some american just trademark unibrows?
why didn’t kajol ever think of that?
wat.
I am so excited about the Life of Pi movie
I wonder if it’ll be partially in Tamil. I wonder whether it will have a disembodied narrator or they’ll make Pi speak to Richard Parker. I wonder if it’ll be trippy at times. I hope so. I hope they’ll include all his parallels to religion.
omg
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I turned off my notifications for 8tracks
Months later I check back only to find that I have like 70 followers and that my bollywood playlist has been favourited by almost a hundred users.
Not any huge numbers of course, but considering how inactive I am I’d say it’s a little impressive.
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pani puri
whatshouldwecallindians:
nope. no. nope. creepiest food ever.
my cat is upset about the rain
he runs around like he wants to show me something, then he makes me open the door for him. then he just stands there meowing. he’s like “look just turn it off it’s not funny anymore I have to patrol my territories”.
I can’t change the weather, Tiger.
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mu0n replied to your post: mu0n replied to your post: sadiyasays replied to…
it’s actually a ploy to take down the patriarchy by gouging men’s eyes out?! obviously. (just kidding i in no way condone thinspo or whatever nonsense the internet has regurgitated now)
haha. btw, did you hear that tumblr takes down blogs that promote or glorify self-harm since february? including thinspo...
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mu0n replied to your post: sadiyasays replied to your post: when you see…
why do you hate me and my hipbones ylva
I don’t! I just don’t understand the movement that aspires to have “hipbones so sharp they can poke someone’s eyes out”
that is a real quote that I have read.
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sadiyasays replied to your post: when you see thinspiration blogs that are all obsessed with sharp hipbones and you’re all like
omFG YLVA YOU ARE SOH HILARIOUS OMGGG i thought i was the only one who thought about that!!
srsly though. I’m not sure how a thinspo girl could bruise a guy with her hipbones because I am not a goddamn kama sutra master, but I sure know what it feels like to...
